I used to be so annoyed by these moms out there that would go out in public looking like they don't care one bit about their appearance. You know the type...sweatpants, slobber over their left hand shoulder, no makeup, hair up, tennis shoes, etc. They have their baby hanging to the front of them in one of those hippy slings or carriers. I would think, I'm sure they are busy, but can't they at least try???
Well, I thought it would never happen to me, but now I get it and I sure do empathize. Basically, I'm one of those moms. At this point, I'm lucky to have a quiet shower with time to shave my arm pits, let alone a full leg and of course the time for my 45 minute hair and make up routine. Forget the three shades of eyeshadow, perfectly layered and creased in the corner. I basically slap on a neutral shade and throw on a crooked line of eyeliner... crooked because I'm steadily using one foot to bounce Grady in his seat next to me on the floor and also because I'm merrily singing, "It's ok, mommy's almost done!!!"
As far as the clothes, well now I understand why they wear the elastic waist pants... two reasons- 1- they have no clean clothes, and 2- they only have two pairs of post maternity pants that fit and even those create fat spillage over the top.
My mani's/pedi's?? Long gone. I have short stubby nails now and calluses I need an electric sander to cure.
Oh, and those hippy baby carrier? I own one. It's great for cleaning, cooking, and folding laundry!
I've even typed this with only one hand while Grady eats. I'm lucky to have gotten this far.
So, all those size two, bleached blondes, full make-up, in style moms can kiss it. They must have a maid and a nanny. Oh yeah, and I'm sure they don't eat either.
But I sure do love my baby boy!


